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nikkiandyou
  • Town/Country : SD, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1057
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About nikkiandyou : My name is nikki, im 14 years old.
i live in san diego, CA
and i love to read, write and dance.
FMLs are fun to read...thats why im here :D

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Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9086) - you deserved it (38507)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22273) - you deserved it (10174)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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