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nikki_riot344
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles , California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nikki_riot344 : I tend to do a lot of stupid shit..this is the perfect site for me :)
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Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32970) - you deserved it (90119)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

#3833567
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47133) - you deserved it (4542)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:24pm - love - by Shocked (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

#3752629
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48316) - you deserved it (4621)

On 07/14/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by bellaboop1990 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

#3741776
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59405) - you deserved it (2657)

On 07/14/2009 at 9:39am - money - by SomeoneElse (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

#3684210
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65623) - you deserved it (11396)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)



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