I'm 15. People in life say I'm funny. I like sports, girls, and texting. So ya...talk to me if ya want :)
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by disasterbutton (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I helped my little sister sell chocolate bars for her school. We went up to this one house and rang the door bell, a man wearing a robe answers the door and was going to buy one. He went to get the money and left the door open, then we saw our happily married mother in the kitchen naked. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 7:30pm - misc - by Mac (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found a wallet belonging to some guy, it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside, I decided to return it hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 mins and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say "oh cool". FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 12:06am - money - by Sheggie (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 1:00pm - money - by Gabi (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went shopping for an iPod Touch for my son. I had to take a vacation day to do my Xmas shopping, because I worked on a special project during my weekends in December. After lunch, I got a call from the office. I had won an iPod Touch but lost it because I wasn't there to claim my prize. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 8:37pm - work - by SabayonCompiz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by honutattoo - United States (California)
Today, my best friend decided to admit to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she is now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Sassers (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
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On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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