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niiick97
  • Town/Country : Creek, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 788
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About niiick97 : Live in mi. Thats about it.

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niiick97's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37955) - you deserved it (5291)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5145) - you deserved it (51074)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version



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