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by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by blegh / 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by emmmbo / 12/19/2011 at 10:40am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by lovely / 12/19/2011 at 1:43am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML
by suhleedah18 / 12/19/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Health
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Musicfreak / 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Brit / 12/16/2011 at 3:50am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, I had planned a pig eye dissection with my students. I didn’t think it was possible to have… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…