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Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML
by mel / 05/11/2012 at 5:23pm / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Work
Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML
by mal / 05/08/2012 at 4:46pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm / United States / Money
by me / 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
by anonymous4991 / 05/03/2012 at 8:39pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/02/2012 at 11:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Nice / 05/01/2012 at 9:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 12:41am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by crazyk2468 / 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Health
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