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by Mikaela / 05/31/2012 at 11:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
by Monsieur-Madame / 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love
by Discouraged / 05/31/2012 at 8:43am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by gonavybeatarmy / 05/31/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by thedri11 / 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML
by Aw522 / 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm / Italy (Lombardia) / Love
by blocked / 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm / Netherlands (Flevoland) / Love
by Hungrey / 05/28/2012 at 9:38pm / United States / Health
Today, I was messing around in computer class, when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
by Anonymous / 05/22/2012 at 2:05pm / Puerto Rico / Miscellaneous
by colts609380 / 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (California) / Love
by deewe / 05/13/2012 at 2:06am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…