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Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

#19712895
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7324) - you deserved it (29823)

On 05/31/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Mikaela - United States

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

#19710494
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31525) - you deserved it (3002) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31106) - you deserved it (2458)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35747) - you deserved it (4695)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML

#19706786
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31003) - you deserved it (3526)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)

Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML

#19705989
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27059) - you deserved it (2370)

On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19597) - you deserved it (46267)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

#19700381
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25880) - you deserved it (4668)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

#19699058
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24371) - you deserved it (4581)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML

#19695634
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24889) - you deserved it (4193)

On 05/28/2012 at 9:38pm - misc - by Hungrey - United States

Today, I was messing around in computer class, when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

#19662501
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9528) - you deserved it (25541)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

#19637650
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29119) - you deserved it (2943)

On 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm - love - by colts609380 - United States (California)

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

#19615076
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (4154)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by deewe (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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