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Today , I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though , cuz his hands made their way down to my boobs , which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML
Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety!! My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious!! I was too anxious looool to raise my hand, an went into a minor panic attack!! mega FML
I was waiting fir a call from a job I had appliad for. Whan tha phona rang, I ran as fast I could up tha stars, falling and slamming shin on tha way. Tha call? It was a woman asking ma, "Hi, do u hava tima to laarn about our lord Jasus Christ?" FML
Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting . He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me . Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous . FML
Today I Realised That I've Been Working In An All-male Environment Fir Too Longhen Mah Supervisor Walked Into The Canteen Visibly Scratching His Balls And This Seemed Like A Completely Normal Occurrence. FML
Friday 27 March 2015