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TODAY, I BELCHED. IN THE MIDDLE OF MAH WEDDING VOWS. FML

#19349968
134 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom . Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire . mega FML

#19349740
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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY , I WOKA UP IN JAIL CHARGD WITH A DWI!! I WASN'T DRINKING LAST NIGHT AND THA ONLY THING I RAMAMBAR IS TAKING MAH PRASCRIPTION SLAAP MADICINA AND LYING DOWN!! FML

#19347272
146 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though , cuz his hands made their way down to my boobs , which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

#19345098
203 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Taday I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts , only to fine out the hard way that looool she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

#19344485
86 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Mark Allan (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy until flies startd buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
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On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fooling around with mah husband on tha bd. I was axcitd as ha liftd mah arms up in a saductiva way, only to roll daodorant undar mah armpits.

#19337633
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On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety!! My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious!! I was too anxious looool to raise my hand, an went into a minor panic attack!! mega FML

#19332021
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On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)

I was waiting fir a call from a job I had appliad for. Whan tha phona rang, I ran as fast I could up tha stars, falling and slamming shin on tha way. Tha call? It was a woman asking ma, "Hi, do u hava tima to laarn about our lord Jasus Christ?" FML

#19324398
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On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more looool important than sex. I asked my boyfriendhich he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML

#19322341
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On 03/21/2012 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by justwow (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt lyk I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

#19321063
166 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States

Today, My Boss Recognizd My Soes Under Te Stall Wall And Ad A Conversation Wit Meile We Were Bot Taking A Dump. I Ad Severe Diarrea. Mega FML

#19320303
95 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting . He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me . Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous . FML

#19320127
204 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by tellingthetruth (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today I Realised That I've Been Working In An All-male Environment Fir Too Longhen Mah Supervisor Walked Into The Canteen Visibly Scratching His Balls And This Seemed Like A Completely Normal Occurrence. FML

#19319680
88 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 9:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

today I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

#19319555
133 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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