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Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

#19227249
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12273) - you deserved it (19774)

On 03/06/2012 at 1:55pm - love - by Tommy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, due to the powerful antibiotic I was taking for a bad infection on my knee, I had no control over my bowels and shat my pants while discussing a plumbing problem in a customers basement. FML

#19226157
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24413) - you deserved it (1805)

On 03/06/2012 at 6:53am - health - by beernuts - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25214) - you deserved it (7720)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

#19198099
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25083) - you deserved it (1530)

On 03/01/2012 at 7:47pm - work - by craigtm029429 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26041) - you deserved it (3409)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35050) - you deserved it (2444)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

#19188753
81 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9580) - you deserved it (32849)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

#19187002
97 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

#19180837
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24066) - you deserved it (6158)

On 02/28/2012 at 6:55am - love - by Susan - Canada (Ontario)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21933) - you deserved it (6568)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

#19147436
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10051) - you deserved it (34648) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

#19146021
124 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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