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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1571
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About nigmatic : I'm just a little shy but i have the balls to stand up for myself and others.

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Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68647) - you deserved it (9418)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86995) - you deserved it (16964)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (315244) - you deserved it (31364)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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