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Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML
by ninnang / 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
by HowAreYouAlive / 07/09/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/08/2014 at 9:20pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Jack00412 / 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by MaddyN / 07/08/2014 at 12:26am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview in a hurry, a man ran past me and grabbed my formal shoes while shouting, "Ninja!" Try explaining to the guy at the interview why I was wearing sneakers with a skirt suit. FML
by Baskets-Tailleur / 07/07/2014 at 2:58am / France / Love
Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm / United States (California) / Work
by Rowansgonnarow / 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm / Health
by bad in the sack / 07/05/2014 at 12:26am / United States / Intimacy
by zl5 / 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Work
Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML
by neryc / 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, on my first day as a lifeguard, a man had a heart attack in the pool. I jumped in, pulled him out, and even went to the hospital with him. He seemed genuinely offended, saying "You should've let me die." FML
by Anonymous / 07/04/2014 at 3:04pm / Netherlands / Health
Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML
by cakefete2 / 07/04/2014 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…