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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9432
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About nightbirdblue : I had some great statement to say about FML earlier, but i forgot it.

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Today, I got citd 4 "intarnat plagiarism" an calld to tha daan's offica !! I'd baan sitting a closd-book writtan axam, an my taachar had baan braathing down my nack tha whola tima !! FML

#21169503
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40999) - you deserved it (3914)

On 06/10/2014 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies,hen a kid cummed over, yelled ( CUP CHECK! ) an nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Million of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatas mom did was chuckle nervously an pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

#21166299
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49029) - you deserved it (4987)

On 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm - health - by wish his dad had worn one (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

#21165912
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45593) - you deserved it (14308)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

2day I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthd 8-year-old I've ever met . After I survivd three hours of it, his parents finally cummd home . He claimd I'd invitd a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening . They believd him . I didn't get paid, to say the least . FML

#21164043
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53011) - you deserved it (3851)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm - kids - by bastards (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML

#21155508
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61196) - you deserved it (4735)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I CLIMBED INTO BED WITH MAH SLEEPING BOYFRIEND AFTER A LONG SHIFT AT WORK. HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLED OVER, CLAMPED MAH LEG BETWEEN HIS KNEES, AND STARTED VICIOUSLY HUMPING IT. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME NOW, AND HE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT HE EVEN DOES IT. MEGA FML

#21154464
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48161) - you deserved it (5755)

On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAR, WHEN A HEAVILY DRUNK GUY CUMMED UP TO ME AN SLURRED ( FUUCCKKK LADY, YOUR FACE.. . EVEN WITH BEER GOGGLES! ) FML

#21153496
101 comments

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On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg fir my brthday. FML

#21152462
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48839) - you deserved it (4683)

On 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by Birthday Surprise - United States (Georgia)

Today... I told my grlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47844) - you deserved it (6597)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (5319)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I saw the script fir the end of year assembly skit I'm forcd to participate in. Looks like on mah last day of high school, I'll be running around in a rainbow unicorn costume in front of mah entire high school and there parents. FML

Today, Thanks To My Phone's Shitty Predictive Text Combined With Me Being Half-asleep, I Accidentally Offered My Heartbroken Buddy "oral Support" If He Ever Needs It . FML

#21151390
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45822) - you deserved it (8881)

On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seieng fir the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

#21151208
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36428) - you deserved it (5988)

On 05/25/2014 at 1:46pm - love - by aww, such a nice guy. NOT (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, Mah Mother-in-law Came Over 4 Dinner. She Decided To Salt The Food I Was Preparing Without Even Tasting It Frst, Then Complained At Dinner That I'd Used Too Much Salt. She Then Lectured Me On The Proper Seasoning Of Food 4 The Rest Of The Evening. Mega FML

#21150425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45879) - you deserved it (3819)

On 05/24/2014 at 5:20pm - misc - by NaCl - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah friend started his frst day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent an saying ( merde ) whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, an I'm still as single as ever. FML

#21150394
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43685) - you deserved it (5618)

On 05/24/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by thankssiren (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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