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nigguhpleez
  • Town/Country : DreamLand cx, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 44
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nigguhpleez : 16 years old § SoCal § Single

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

#19734660
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I agree, your life sucks (24677) - you deserved it (5489)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6980) - you deserved it (19878)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

#15486650
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7556) - you deserved it (49280)

On 03/25/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by freshman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

#13963928
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33368) - you deserved it (4617)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4411) - you deserved it (71561)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

#1056557
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86264) - you deserved it (3812)

On 04/17/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by wellesleybanana (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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