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Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
165 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

#19838531
175 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML

#19835605
97 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Gremlin (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh and urine hit my nostrils. I stood there for an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door and desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML

#19824266
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On 06/21/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by noquiero (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML

#19824188
185 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

#19823545
114 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

#19822088
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
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On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML

#19791173
138 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 5:43am - animals - by Anna (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

#19784207
95 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

#19775676
173 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 9:02am - love - by fledermausi (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

#19769177
122 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 3:14am - animals - by ILoveAnimals (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

#19749862
104 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

#19730259
280 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

#19719748
163 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



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