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  • Town/Country : Texas
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

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On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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On 12/16/2010 at 9:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)



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