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About nicolemf4 : six foot tall ginger with no soul
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I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Friday 24 July 2015