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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 701
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About nicole2246 : My name is Nicole, i live in Salt Lake, and i enjoy dancing and hanging out with friends. My favorite music artists would have to be...
The Dirty Heads
Relient K
Micheal Jackson
Eminem
Fall Out Boy
Black Eyed Peas
Devin Wolfe
... Oh ya and dont forget the Beastie Boys!

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nicole2246's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41825) - you deserved it (2269)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37472) - you deserved it (3085)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

#18355458
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24808) - you deserved it (3334)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by meeeeeee - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
247 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11866) - you deserved it (56180)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11866) - you deserved it (56180)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

#18343392
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31576) - you deserved it (3981)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Jessie - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

#18342381
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12905) - you deserved it (45391)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30069) - you deserved it (5238)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

#18309491
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33063) - you deserved it (6812)

On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

#18291924
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15018) - you deserved it (34085)

On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37991) - you deserved it (30999)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37991) - you deserved it (30999)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36232) - you deserved it (6879)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

#17910918
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30159) - you deserved it (4815)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)



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