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Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

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On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by wowthatwould (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

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On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)



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