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Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34927) - you deserved it (9265)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by BMike - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

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On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36992) - you deserved it (2184) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)



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