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- Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was… Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with… Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in…
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, my 12-year-old daughter is a Nirvana fan, while my 20-year-old son is a Justin Bieber fan.… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…