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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 April 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 311
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML

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51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21326) - you deserved it (43265)

On 06/13/2014 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - Afghanistan (Kabol)

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

#21149418
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42575) - you deserved it (4282)

On 05/23/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by idontevencareanymore (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

#21140637
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51034) - you deserved it (4573)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:08pm - health - by bruised_scrotum - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with his dad, who's fighting with his brother-in-law, who's fighting with his wife. The only ones not fighting are my sister-in-law and her boyfriend, who're getting along great on a squeaky mattress in the room next to mine. FML

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56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47529) - you deserved it (3747)

On 11/30/2013 at 12:58am - intimacy - by Thanksalot (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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