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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 October 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 929
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31323) - you deserved it (2869)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML

#14458988
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24903) - you deserved it (2500)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112846) - you deserved it (15251)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I learned that you can be qualified for a position, be a nice person and enthusiastic about working, but as soon as the boss has a relative looking for a job, nepotism wins. FML

#14197641
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24949) - you deserved it (2358)

On 12/14/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML

#14186357
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33152) - you deserved it (4696)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

#13915907
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15696) - you deserved it (53018)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML

#13884147
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25954) - you deserved it (3966)

On 11/18/2010 at 1:44am - animals - by nottrustworthy (man) - United States (California)

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

#13797443
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10151) - you deserved it (28829)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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