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Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML


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On 03/28/2014 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML


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On 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 8:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML


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On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML


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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML


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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

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