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Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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On 01/08/2011 at 5:05pm - money - by qx5 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00am. FML

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On 12/30/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
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On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:37am - health - by boreed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

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On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML

#14272532
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On 12/20/2010 at 1:08pm - work - by Chloe - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
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On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

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On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

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On 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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On 12/06/2010 at 11:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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On 12/05/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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211 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

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On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore



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