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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 20033
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nicadeo : I'm just a girl who laughs
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Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticd a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approachd the toilet ready to dispose of it. That'shen I noticd itshiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

#1763886
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On 05/08/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

YESTERDAY WHILE WORKING AS A MAKEUP ARTIST IN THE MALL , I WAS APPROACHED BY A MAN WHO WANTED TO TRY LIPSTICK (NOT UNUSUAL WE DO A LOT OF DRAG). WHILE I'M APPLYING IT HE STARTS TO MAKE GROSS NOISES AN AFTER A QUICK GLANCE I REALIZE HE HAS A MASSIVE ERECTION. HE THEN WHISPERS MMMM DON'T STOP NOW. FML

#1745966
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75289) - you deserved it (3921)

On 05/08/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at lunch I was running to mah group's table with mah friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on mah belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
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I agree, your life sucks (66688) - you deserved it (11225)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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I agree, your life sucks (365914) - you deserved it (41137)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML

#305736
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66524) - you deserved it (28035)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, mom told boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to master bait in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chair and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if mom was there to make me stop. fat FML

#280083
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (143564) - you deserved it (16015)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I Fell Down The Stars Twice. I Fell From The Top, Stopped In The Middle, Stood Up, Stepped Down One More Step, Tripped, And Fell Down The Rest Of The Stars. FML

#4121
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30281) - you deserved it (5146)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)



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