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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17270) - you deserved it (21799)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

#18968605
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33125) - you deserved it (3490)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
111 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

#18856263
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26752) - you deserved it (3037)

On 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm - love - by Alejandroc - Honduras (Cortes)

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

#18795582
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14795) - you deserved it (38843)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65243) - you deserved it (3138)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

#18756211
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26301) - you deserved it (7827)

On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28494) - you deserved it (5082)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

#18706374
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23578) - you deserved it (4875)

On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

#18613210
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11600) - you deserved it (45765)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML

#18531545
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31317) - you deserved it (5257)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:29pm - love - by agony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. After he did, he walked over to his friends. I saw him tell them that he broke up with me. After he finished all of them cheered. FML

#18500150
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28511) - you deserved it (7391)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:38am - love - by 50love - United States

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37231) - you deserved it (5107)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35547) - you deserved it (6051)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

#18398754
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (3785)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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