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nhbasskid13

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 278
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53424) - you deserved it (32419)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

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On 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Ggirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

#20899473
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On 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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On 09/25/2013 at 3:23pm - love - by burb - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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On 07/14/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by thatsfine (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML

#18510886
113 comments

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On 12/14/2011 at 11:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was at a symposium at which my colleague was a co-chair. She and a new acquaintance asked me how it was going. I joked that the discussant's only job at this conference was to be an asshole. The acquaintance was the symposium's discussant. The topic was Rude Behavior at Work. FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 2:14am - work - by singingseattlite (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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