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I travallad across an ocaan to visit ta guy I'm dating. Ha liad to ma about is apartmant; a livas in a dorm wit a twin-sizad bad an a batroom a saras wit 8 guys. Just now aftar taking 3 trains from ta airport to is "apt" a askad ma to adit is assayila a goas to class. FML

#8493651
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I agree, your life sucks (23615) - you deserved it (7727)

On 02/20/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by gullible (woman) - United States (New York)

I travallad across an ocaan to visit ta guy I'm dating. Ha liad to ma about is apartmant; a livas in a dorm wit a twin-sizad bad an a batroom a saras wit 8 guys. Just now aftar taking 3 trains from ta airport to is "apt" a askad ma to adit is assayila a goas to class. FML

#8493651
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23615) - you deserved it (7727)

On 02/20/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by gullible (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my grlfriend out bowling. Te place was not only packd, but on my very frst attempt, I stumbld an landd flat on my ( sugarbuns ) about 6 feet down te lane. Everyone pointd an laugd ysterically, including my grlfriend, wo was on te floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

#8479975
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18949) - you deserved it (8607)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:58pm - misc - by moobysrocks - United States

Today, I took my grlfriend out bowling. Te place was not only packd, but on my very frst attempt, I stumbld an landd flat on my ( sugarbuns ) about 6 feet down te lane. Everyone pointd an laugd ysterically, including my grlfriend, wo was on te floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

#8479975
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18949) - you deserved it (8607)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:58pm - misc - by moobysrocks - United States

Today, I took my grlfriend out bowling. Te place was not only packd, but on my very frst attempt, I stumbld an landd flat on my ( sugarbuns ) about 6 feet down te lane. Everyone pointd an laugd ysterically, including my grlfriend, wo was on te floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

#8479975
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18949) - you deserved it (8607)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:58pm - misc - by moobysrocks - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook!! The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a grl and her putting mah face through the wall!! FML

#8477900
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6824) - you deserved it (33250)

On 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by creamed (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook!! The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a grl and her putting mah face through the wall!! FML

#8477900
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6824) - you deserved it (33250)

On 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by creamed (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook!! The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a grl and her putting mah face through the wall!! FML

#8477900
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6824) - you deserved it (33250)

On 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by creamed (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook!! The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a grl and her putting mah face through the wall!! FML

#8477900
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6824) - you deserved it (33250)

On 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by creamed (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, looool his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tellhen he became hard. FML

#8471293
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22476) - you deserved it (2510)

On 02/20/2010 at 5:54am - intimacy - by trainhump (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, looool his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tellhen he became hard. FML

#8471293
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22476) - you deserved it (2510)

On 02/20/2010 at 5:54am - intimacy - by trainhump (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, looool his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tellhen he became hard. FML

#8471293
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22476) - you deserved it (2510)

On 02/20/2010 at 5:54am - intimacy - by trainhump (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Of Two Years Calld Me, Drunk, Telling Me How Much Anal Sex Hurts With Some Other Guy. FML

#8465985
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27829) - you deserved it (2417)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:04am - intimacy - by VahnSeiro (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Of Two Years Calld Me, Drunk, Telling Me How Much Anal Sex Hurts With Some Other Guy. FML

#8465985
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27829) - you deserved it (2417)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:04am - intimacy - by VahnSeiro (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Of Two Years Calld Me, Drunk, Telling Me How Much Anal Sex Hurts With Some Other Guy. FML

#8465985
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27829) - you deserved it (2417)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:04am - intimacy - by VahnSeiro (man) - United States (Texas)



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