Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ng7899

Search for a member

ng7899

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5370
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

ng7899's page activity

Visits<b>ALlamaOnFire</b> - the 01/26/2013 at 4:36pm<b>BuckTeeth_12</b> - the 07/27/2010 at 12:47am<b>depinaariana</b> - the 11/18/2009 at 10:05am<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/09/2009 at 11:24pm

ng7899's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ng7899's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5424) - you deserved it (42964)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5424) - you deserved it (42964)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5424) - you deserved it (42964)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5424) - you deserved it (42964)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

#8516806
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (6723)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

#8516806
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (6723)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

#8516806
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (6723)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

#8516806
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (6723)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

#8516806
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (6723)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

#8516806
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (6723)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

#8516806
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (6723)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

#8505761
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3885) - you deserved it (53288)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Piano999 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

#8505761
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3885) - you deserved it (53288)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Piano999 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML

Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: