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Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML

#8781729
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20621) - you deserved it (1870)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JackG - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19606) - you deserved it (1908)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19606) - you deserved it (1908)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

#8743976
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (1697)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

#8743976
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (1697)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

#8743976
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (1697)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

#8743976
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (1697)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

#8743976
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (1697)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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