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Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States
Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML
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On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML
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Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
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On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
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On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
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