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Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

#225509
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66592) - you deserved it (11483)

On 03/06/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by cumguzzler - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

#133145
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16110) - you deserved it (71535)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

#133145
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16110) - you deserved it (71535)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

#133145
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16110) - you deserved it (71535)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

#99356
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31246) - you deserved it (82224)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12577) - you deserved it (54421)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)



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