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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 98
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39542) - you deserved it (4982)

On 04/30/2014 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

#21008605
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45969) - you deserved it (3631)

On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML

#20854112
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41050) - you deserved it (4525)

On 08/25/2013 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
102 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

#19700460
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24118) - you deserved it (2288)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26739) - you deserved it (8609)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

#14689182
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35117) - you deserved it (6451)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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