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About newnightsky : I wish I could he interesting. I'm not even gonna try...
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Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014