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newguy12
  • Town/Country : Chicago, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 16734
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I went to Ralph's to get bread and a snack. While paying, an 80 year old lady, in a walker, took my bag while I wasn't watching. That's right, I got jacked by an 80 year old in a walker. FML

#1866289 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (43162) - you deserved it (5905)

On 05/12/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by iJason (man) - United States (California)

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Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49535) - you deserved it (4102)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18267) - you deserved it (59170)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by Jeremy (man) - United States (California)