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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 December 1997 (18 years)
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About nevershoutkendal : Okay. Well my name is spelled Kendall. With two L's. I was over the character limit. One of my long-term goals is to become a part of MENSA. I know it sounds cliche, but I am a hell of a lot more mature than most fourteen year olds. Don't let the age fool you.

And ignore my username, I hate crappy teen wannabe indie music. I made this account too long ago...anyways.

NOTICE: If you're here because you don't like something I've said...I want you to write it down on a piece of paper...okay, now put it in an envelope. Now, set fire to it. That's all, folks.

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nevershoutkendal's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10809) - you deserved it (52536)

On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22013) - you deserved it (2625)

On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11333) - you deserved it (37768)

On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25050) - you deserved it (2980)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38563) - you deserved it (4292)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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