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About nevershoutkendal : Okay. Well my name is spelled Kendall. With two L's. I was over the character limit. One of my long-term goals is to become a part of MENSA. I know it sounds cliche, but I am a hell of a lot more mature than most fourteen year olds. Don't let the age fool you.
And ignore my username, I hate crappy teen wannabe indie music. I made this account too long ago...anyways.
NOTICE: If you're here because you don't like something I've said...I want you to write it down on a piece of paper...okay, now put it in an envelope. Now, set fire to it. That's all, folks.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
Thursday 11 September 2014