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Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia
Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:41am - love - by ashlyn - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States
Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)
Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 11:19pm - health - by Angelica - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I had to walk through the blistering snow, because my boss needed something really important: cream cheese. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 11:00am - work - by Renesmeekuhnell (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)
Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)
Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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