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About nevergiveinever : I'm 18, graduated June 2013, when I'm not working to save money for college, I'm on tumblr, YouTube, or FML. I like tattoos, piercings, punk rock, and kittens. Engaged to a military team leader. I have a very sarcastic and or morbid sense of humor so if i say something that offends you, I've probably been laughing about it for a good 5 minutes because i think everything is funny. I promote anti-suicide and help people who suffer with depression and have saved 3 lives so far. If you need to talk, I'm here or on one of my other websites. If you need me, go find me. My heart and ears are always open. Also I'm a foodie and eat 24/7 unless I'm asleep or full. I vlog on YouTube and make stupid videos that people seem to enjoy, along with helpful anti depression videos. I do what i want *shrugs*
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say "nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. Took me three months to figure that out. FML
Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML
Wednesday 13 August 2014