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About nevergiveinever : I'm 18, graduated June 2013, when I'm not working to save money for college, I'm on tumblr, YouTube, or FML. I like tattoos, piercings, punk rock, and kittens. Engaged to a military team leader. I have a very sarcastic and or morbid sense of humor so if i say something that offends you, I've probably been laughing about it for a good 5 minutes because i think everything is funny. I promote anti-suicide and help people who suffer with depression and have saved 3 lives so far. If you need to talk, I'm here or on one of my other websites. If you need me, go find me. My heart and ears are always open. Also I'm a foodie and eat 24/7 unless I'm asleep or full. I vlog on YouTube and make stupid videos that people seem to enjoy, along with helpful anti depression videos. I do what i want *shrugs*
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say "nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. Took me three months to figure that out. FML
Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML
Today, my coworker tried to convince my boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influenced by demons included how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, and that I once got a nosebleed from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious and is playing along. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend. As we walked back home from the cinema, he was checking his phone, when suddenly someone grabbed it and ran off. I had to be the one to go run after the thug because my 23-year-old boyfriend froze on the spot, crying. FML
Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML
Friday 1 August 2014