About nevergiveinever : 20. Graduated in 2013. I work full time because bills. Going to university for Criminal Justice, concentrating in Forensic Psychology. YouTube and tumblr are my main social media. I love food, punk rock music, and puppies.
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by wet dreams / 02/12/2016 at 12:46pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by mini matthylde / 11/19/2015 at 4:57am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Miscellaneous
by nnniii / 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML
by I love L / 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
by shmarf / 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by comfort_ / 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided I would actually make use of my apartment complex's exercise equipment. My routine consisted of one mile on the treadmill, and 15 minutes on the toilet followed by 10 minutes of lying in the fetal position on my bath mat. Great core workout. FML
by anon / 03/20/2015 at 5:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by frediqqq / 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia / 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
by danielzcwu / 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Transportation
by VCDUDE11FTW / 12/25/2014 at 4:13am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by anonymous / 12/23/2014 at 6:28am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…