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About nevergiveinever : I'm 19, graduated June 2013, when I'm not working to save money for college, I'm on tumblr, YouTube, or FML. I like tattoos, piercings, punk rock, and kittens. Engaged to a military team leader. I have a very sarcastic and or morbid sense of humor so if i say something that offends you, I've probably been laughing about it for a good 5 minutes because i think everything is funny. I promote anti-suicide and help people who suffer with depression and have saved 3 lives so far. If you need to talk, I'm here or on one of my other websites. If you need me, go find me. My heart and ears are always open. Also I'm a foodie and eat 24/7 unless I'm asleep or full. I vlog on YouTube and make stupid videos that people seem to enjoy, along with helpful anti depression videos. I do what i want *shrugs*
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Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
Friday 27 February 2015