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Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47067) - you deserved it (11929)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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