Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

neverforever

Search for a member

neverforever
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

neverforever's last visitors

holynemesis1208slaminsam4994AliSamaeverythingsucks

neverforever's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

neverforever's favorite FMLs

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

#70656
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43721) - you deserved it (10846)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

#67274
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15151) - you deserved it (47165)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54099) - you deserved it (2643)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: