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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 March 1989 (22 years)
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Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

#70656 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (38006) - you deserved it (8653)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12784) - you deserved it (38457)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50977) - you deserved it (2405)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)