neustedter

Search for a member

Offline (the 08/18/2014 at 2:57am)

neustedter

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 530
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About neustedter : Buy me fries, a milkshake, and a good film, and I'll love you forever.

neustedter's page activity

Visits<b>persianninja</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 11:24am<b>heffastera</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 7:13pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 6:47am<b>Infamous278</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 12:21am<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 11:37am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 7:31pm<b>AGB10</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 8:15am<b>ThatGuyWithFMLs</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 1:56am<b>PerSueTwo513</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 1:09am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 3:14am<b>erinblackk</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 3:54pm<b>abigailjane_</b> - the 03/06/2014 at 8:19pm<b>sydjoe</b> - the 03/04/2014 at 11:37pm<b>jumper77</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 8:05am<b>sharmayank2</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 3:03am<b>baseballdude1283</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 11:39pm<b>Patty410</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 3:23pm<b>Emyame</b> - the 02/12/2014 at 3:13pm

neustedter's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of neustedter's badges

neustedter's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to try something new with my boyfriend, and sexted him. My text ended up sounding so stupid that I panicked and quickly sent another saying "SORRY WRONG PERSON". FML

by guriak / 07/13/2014 at 9:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML

by wrecked / 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm / United States / Love

Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML

by HouseWife / 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML

by Anonymous / 04/01/2014 at 1:07pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

by Something I said? / 11/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

by overly nationalistic redneck / 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sent a student to the dean for trying to smoke pot in my class. His mother called to complain that I publicly humiliated her son. FML

by chinaski7628 / 09/24/2013 at 6:00pm / United States (California) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

by wtactualfuck :( / 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm / United States / Love

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

by SadDad / 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 7:26am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

by lindsaykay / 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

by sherryberry2013 / 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm / United States / Love

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

by sherryberry2013 / 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm / United States / Love