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2day my boyfriend commented on one of his his ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos , saying how smoking hot she looks and how much he wants her. His excuse was that the photo was posted before he was with me , so he's clerely doing nothing wrong. real FML

Today, I lookd up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat an ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous an very successful. FML


I agree, your life sucks (280) - you deserved it (11205)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter filmsho I've had a crush on since I was about ten!! I trid to play it cool, and pretend I didn't knowho he was!! Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (41833)

On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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