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nerovetsrethca

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nerovetsrethca

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About nerovetsrethca : Hey, welcome to my profile. I like to play guitar, game (league of legends, steam, ps3) watching series and to sport. Also I love animals and can't wait to travel the world.

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nerovetsrethca's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

#21008001
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47679) - you deserved it (5697)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

#20999459
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58757) - you deserved it (8625)

On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

#20982712
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46447) - you deserved it (11837)

On 12/06/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14674) - you deserved it (30500)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56035) - you deserved it (7519)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (712030) - you deserved it (477908)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285626) - you deserved it (52013)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States



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