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Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 9:25am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML
by geoduck / 02/10/2011 at 12:31am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 11:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by flimflam / 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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