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nerdy_kheairi
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 October 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About nerdy_kheairi : everyone sees who i appear to be
but only a few know the real me
you can only see what i choose to show
there is so much more you just don't know

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Today, I received two letters, one from my mom, other from my dad, about how much they missed me with me not being around them. I called my mom, feeling sad. She didn't sound sad at all. She asked me which letter was better. My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML

#6424170 (18)

I agree, your life sucks (15750) - you deserved it (1254)

On 11/23/2009 at 7:07pm - love - by ssjin93 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML

#6422707 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (21953) - you deserved it (1437)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Yue (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend called me freaking out because of an online pregnancy test. She was scared because she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML

#6416233 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (24750) - you deserved it (2490)

On 11/23/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

#6414657 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (31809) - you deserved it (2297)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by Micheal (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML

#6408288 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (20781) - you deserved it (1769)

On 11/22/2009 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I got a random text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

#6406630 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (32979) - you deserved it (1635)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML

#6146707 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (29094) - you deserved it (6738)

On 11/04/2009 at 1:51am - love - by BlackCheetah101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML

#6145601 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (28636) - you deserved it (3605)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML

#6144396 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (16884) - you deserved it (1268)

On 11/03/2009 at 11:06pm - misc - by ljd09 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I am not allowed to have any of my candy because of my sister's weight problem. FML

#6101203 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (26923) - you deserved it (2775)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by looloogirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss' daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML

#6101041 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (15316) - you deserved it (1739)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

#6100945 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (26195) - you deserved it (3925)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

#6100010 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (8682) - you deserved it (32417)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I received a 4 page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight in full detail. I am one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML

#6094317 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (19274) - you deserved it (1334)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:35am - intimacy - by Nomoretexting (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

#6089895 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (13721) - you deserved it (1577)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)