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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18336) - you deserved it (6155)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML

#8923957 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (12481) - you deserved it (4275)

On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

#7757731 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (15325) - you deserved it (1780)

On 01/31/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by youlyingjerk (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

#7606861 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (19111) - you deserved it (1462)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

#7565931 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (7939) - you deserved it (21886)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (22167) - you deserved it (3424)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

#7502995 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (19809) - you deserved it (3821)

On 01/22/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by hoody (man) - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

#7493759 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (6692) - you deserved it (25295)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:14am - animals - by S.Bunny (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

#7475893 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (17134) - you deserved it (5067)

On 01/21/2010 at 3:20pm - health - by imalwaystired - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML

#7434698 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (20450) - you deserved it (4348)

On 01/19/2010 at 9:17am - love - by Sl3vin (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

#7432728 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (26553) - you deserved it (2866)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26327) - you deserved it (1898)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Lost (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML

#7334847 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (34966) - you deserved it (1581)

On 01/14/2010 at 6:26am - love - by in_side_out (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

#7334131 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (21834) - you deserved it (2384)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)