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Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said "Mabye you should try our girls section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by blahhhh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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