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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
184 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML

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On 08/08/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by Lola (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

#12365363
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On 08/07/2010 at 2:06am - love - by WastedTime (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

#12284629
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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

#8865322
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On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668
172 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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152 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820
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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)



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