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About neonvortex : been here since 2011. just your average FML addict (with the exception of commenting :p)

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TODAY I HAD AN IMPORTANT ORAL REPORT TO DELIVER WITH A PARTNER. NOT ONLY DID HE COME IN LATE AND HIGH HE PRONOUNCED VIRGINIA AS "VAGINA" THEHOLE WAY THROUGH. MEGA FML

#21257414
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35982) - you deserved it (3158)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:36am - misc - by Jamestown of Vagina (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, SOME ASSFACE HACKED MAH RECENTLY DECEASED FRIEND'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. THE PERSON CHANGED MAH FRIEND'S LOCATION TO "HELL", THEN POSTED A STATUS SAYING HOW HOT THE WEATHER WAS, AND REPLIED "I WISH :'(" TO SOMEONE WHO'D SAID MAH FRIEND WAS IN A BETTER PLACE NOW. FML

#21257037
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44613) - you deserved it (3081)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Today, my college did a fre drill, an instructions were given by intercom in English an Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English an Mexican, why say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, an he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents r related. real FML

#21257016
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35402) - you deserved it (2934)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

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On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I'm staying with grandma and her older sister while parents are away!! It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest!! FML

#21253639
99 comments

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On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I CUMMED HOME EARLY TO SURPRISE MAH WIFE. NO, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: I DIDN'T FIND HER CHEATING ON ME. SHE WASN'T EVEN HOME, BUT MAH DAD WAS. HE'D USED HIS SPARE KEY AN WAS ON MAH SOFA, DRINKING MAH BEER AN WATCHING MAH TV. THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH? ( YOUR BEER'S SHIT. ) FML

#21253167
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36815) - you deserved it (3567)

On 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, My Boyfriend Again Told Me How He Wants To Have An Open Relationship. Of Course, This Means He Can Do Wat He Likes With Anyone, But If I So Much As Kiss Someone Else, I'm A Cheating Slut. FML

#21252587
221 comments

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On 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by onlywantuanyway -

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

my sister introducd me to her new, deaf boyfriend . She proudly proclaimd that she was trying to leren sign language fir his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips . I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same fir me fir 20 goddamn yeres . FML

#21250726
84 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, I askd my grlfriend to talk drty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Taday ma goat dacidad ma airstyla was so last saason and rastylad it for ma wit is taat . FML

Today, I Was Called In Over Speakers At The Arport !! The Man Who Was Speaking Clerely And Nerely Burst Out Laughing When He Said My Name !! Soon, A Few People Around Also Snickered When They Hered It !! I Had To Wait Five Minutes Before I Could Casually Stand Up !! My Last Name Is Bastard !! FML

#21248318
118 comments

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On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I Dreamd I Was Wrestling An Alligator. I Quickly Woke Up To My Girlfriend Yelling And Me Olding Er In A Eadlock. Fat FML

#21247589
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37439) - you deserved it (5015)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was taking a customar's ordar, whan sha said sha'd battar go 4 a salad, bacausa sha was gatting fat. Sha was actually vary slim, so I told har sha wasn't fat at all. Sha looool took ona look at ma and snortd "Yaah, compard to you, that's 4 sura." FML

#21245733
96 comments

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On 08/26/2014 at 11:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)



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