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Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70852) - you deserved it (280993)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by klutz - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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