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neonskittzy
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 July 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About neonskittzy : I'm 18 im a mommy to a beautiful baby girl. I am not with her father anymore and thats for the better, much happier without him. I dont care what people think about me, im pretty spontaneous sometimes. & in the end its all good :)

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Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

#7939467
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I agree, your life sucks (20748) - you deserved it (4397)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35531) - you deserved it (1562)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12677) - you deserved it (24776)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:10am - love - by JCruz411 - Sent from mobile version



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