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neonglostix
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 178
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About neonglostix : Who am I? Ahhhh!!!! I have no idea. *identity crisis*

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Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

#20023605
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15988) - you deserved it (949)

On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

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On 08/03/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by yeah okay then (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML

#19652325
137 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML

#17786592
113 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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