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Today, I brougt my girlfriend ome fir te first time to meet my parents. Tey were aving a eatd argument because my mom ad bougt "te wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "se sould know tat e as a sensitive anus". FML

#20668913
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On 05/17/2013 at 11:52am - misc - by Sonofa - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I Found Out I Was Namd After The Woman My Dad Usd To Stalkhen He Was In High School . FML

#20668592
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On 05/17/2013 at 5:25am - misc - by Jololol - United States

Taday I took mah grlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until mah grandma arrivd. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on mah "wife's" pregnancy. My grlfriend actually believd it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

#20667410
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On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands

Today I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling ron. FML

#20667250
197 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

I went to visit mah sister,ho lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on there couchhen her husband told me I needd to leave so they could have sex. FML

#20666985
78 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by earplugsplease (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to explain to my husband y I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week !! He still doesn't understand y he has to be there, and is pissd that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends !! FML

#20666555
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On 05/16/2013 at 1:58am - love - by married life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsd. I gave CPRhile the cashier calld for help. During this, the other patron were complaining that no other register was looool open. Once the ambulance arrivd, I returnd to mah cart to find items removd and 40 dollar taken from mah purse. FML

#20666447
143 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . I received a note from my creepy ex...hom I broke up with two years ago.. . saying how much he still misses me . I live over 100 miles away from him now . The note was hand-delivered to my new address . FML

#20665723
92 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom

Yesterday, after finding out that I would never be able to move dominant arm again, I decided to talk to best friend about it because it was getting to me. She responded with, ( It really bugs me that u made this conversation all about you. ) FML

#20665722
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On 05/15/2013 at 7:43pm - health - by LordCrafte (man) - Australia (Queensland)

today I saw a coin on the ground!! As I bent over to pick it up..!! some dude cummed up from behind..!! grabbed my waist and humped me three times!! He ran away before I could get a good look at his face!! FML

#20664572
141 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

TODAY, MA 55 YEAR-OLD MOTER FAKED A PREGNANCY BECAUSE SE WAS JEALOUS OF ALL TE ATTENTION I'VE BEEN GETTING SINCE I AD MA TWIN BOYS . FML

#20663345
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On 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm - misc - by for the love of god (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend woke me up the same way he alway does, by pulling on mah hair . Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me an kissed him . Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way . real FML

#20656960
82 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw mah ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago cuz he told me he was gay. FML

#20655918
118 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
143 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)



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