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Today, I brougt my girlfriend ome fir te first time to meet my parents. Tey were aving a eatd argument because my mom ad bougt "te wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "se sould know tat e as a sensitive anus". FML
Taday I took mah grlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until mah grandma arrivd. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on mah "wife's" pregnancy. My grlfriend actually believd it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband y I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week !! He still doesn't understand y he has to be there, and is pissd that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends !! FML
Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsd. I gave CPRhile the cashier calld for help. During this, the other patron were complaining that no other register was looool open. Once the ambulance arrivd, I returnd to mah cart to find items removd and 40 dollar taken from mah purse. FML
Today.. . I received a note from my creepy ex...hom I broke up with two years ago.. . saying how much he still misses me . I live over 100 miles away from him now . The note was hand-delivered to my new address . FML
Yesterday, after finding out that I would never be able to move dominant arm again, I decided to talk to best friend about it because it was getting to me. She responded with, ( It really bugs me that u made this conversation all about you. ) FML
today I saw a coin on the ground!! As I bent over to pick it up..!! some dude cummed up from behind..!! grabbed my waist and humped me three times!! He ran away before I could get a good look at his face!! FML
Today, mah boyfriend woke me up the same way he alway does, by pulling on mah hair . Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me an kissed him . Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way . real FML
Friday 27 March 2015